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(Set of 3) of "Tiny Toddler" Enamel Badges

(Set of 3) of "Tiny Toddler" Enamel Badges

$ 200.00

With this order, you will receive one of each Tiny Toddler

  • 1 Possessed Edition of #/300
  • 1 Possessed Glitter Edition of #/250
  • 1 Transfixed Edition of #/200
  • Stashed in a 3 custom silkscreen velvet stash bags
  • 4.5" X 4" & 5 Ounces
  • Metal Polished Enamel

When you become the keeper these cherished mementos, you join into the Sacred and Ceremonial Possessed Tiny Toddler Secret Society™. Limited Edition and Perfect for your Lapel or Petticoat. This is a badge of your undying loyalty and a revered symbol of your love of the obscure.

In addition, there are several other great uses for these badges of honor:

  • Craft a fishing lure and catch a Flipper®
  • Pin her to your chest and stop rubber bullets 
  • Channel your inner-Ninja. Use as a throwing star

Please Note: This society may or may not attempt to conceal its existence. Should this badge be accidentally lost, anyone who finds it shall return it to the rightful owner or discard immediately, lest their family surname be posted in a forum of public ridicule.



Strict Policy Fine Print™  One version per person/ household.  Multiple Orders will be refunded. We will ship these via Priority Mail in the US. Please make sure your shipping address is correct, as we can not change addresses after the order has been placed. Thank you.