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New! Zoltron Ninja Hoodies Redux® 2019

New! Zoltron Ninja Hoodies Redux® 2019

$ 50.00

The Zoltron Ninja Hoodies are Lightweight, comfortable and as Miles' mom says, "They are Slimming."  Slim Unisex fit. Yes, I said Sex.  

• Lightweight, Soft 7.5 oz 
• Cotton/Polyester Blend French Terry
• High Quality Zipper & Pull 
• Antique Nickel Drawcord Tips

• iPhone Pocket with Brass Headphone Eyelet
• Ninja Sleeves™ - Thumbholes at Cuffs 

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Sizes above XXXL are Black, not "athletic grey." They are traditional, heavier-weight zipper hoodies. No ninja sleeves. But we got your back big fellas (literally).


This is 4th iteration of this design. It's my favorite hoodie, so I decided to make a Zoltron version. This year we enlarged the main graphic and reduced the colors and tweaked the texture and details. We added a sleeve print this year because sleeve prints are cool. And there's the new circle Z heart print. We sewed on a custom woven label as well, because there's never enough Zoltron logos. For the first time, this year the Ninja sleeves (thumb holes) come all the way up to XXXL. Sweet. Sizes are slim fit, most people seem happy to size up. You look like a goddamn Ninja.


    Note: These are somewhat limited. First come, first served. Having an item in your cart does not guarantee the order is yours. Item must be checked out. Be swift.  Surrender your ego. Become Juan with the Universe.