The Softest Death Metal Hoodie Ever Made

Made of organic cotton and recycled water bottles, seriously.

This is by far my favorite Hoodie. It's medium weight, warm, and soft as a possessed baby lamb's ear. It weighs in at 17 ounces and it is really really fucking comfortable.

Hoodies are manufactured in America and printed by the legendary Alex & Becky at Shirt Bakery in Waterford, Connecticut

It has an ultra soft, impossibly durable discharge screen print, where the pigment is leeched from the fabric. That's right. Your giant Zoltron logo will never fade or fall apart. Your hoodie will one day, very far from now, return to a compost heap, but your logo will live on until the end of time.

The hoodie itself is composed of 50% Combed, Ring Spun, Organic Cotton and 50% RPET Recycled Polyester made from discarded Water Bottles. Who knew you were such an earth loving, kefir drinking, master of reclaimed materials ?

The max size on these is 3X. We moved to a nice Independent Hoodie for the Big Fella sizes.